9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
i live in california and it aint that bad lmao
IN California, can confirm that today was a good day and only reached 100F
I have a theory that everybody in Calfornia has been exposed to extreme heat for so long that they’ve forgotten what reasonable weather is like
idk 100’s not that bad? 110 is where you get to the “NOPE” places… but 100 isn’t THAT bad.
AS A CALIFORNIAN I CONFIRM ITS TOUGH AND STICKY BUT NOT THE WORST AMEN
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one
2,121,566 people are not esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez and counting!
We’ll find you esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is esteban julio ricardo dela rosa ramirez.
I couldn’t not reblog…